Category: Men Vs. Women Jokes



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Ranking: 3.66 / 918
MAN:
1) Pull up to machine
2) Wind window down
3) Insert ATM card, enter PIN
4) Retrieve cash
5) Drive away

WOMAN:
1) Pull up to machine
2) Open door (too far away from machine)
3) Search through all of the 112 compartments in handbag for ATM card
4) Do make up, apply lipstick, fix hair
5) Insert Card
6) Remove card
7) Insert card the correct way up
8) Search for piece of paper with PIN on it
9) Enter PIN
10) Enter correct PIN
11) Retrieve cash, put in bag
12) Drive off
13) Reverse back to machine
14) Retrieve card
15) Drive three miles away
16) Release hand-brake
#3878    
Thanks to: Steven - New Zealand
rec.:Apr/1/2002    pub.:Jun/22/2002    sent:Sep/5/2010


Ranking: 3.65 / 777
A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: "You can have mine."
#3551    
Thanks to: Sami K - Toronto - ON - Canada
rec.:Mar/5/2002    pub.:Mar/9/2002    sent:Jul/16/2013


Ranking: 3.78 / 533
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started
back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a
grave.

The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, Why did
you have to die? Why did you have to die?"

The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your
private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen
before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied,
"My wife's first husband."
#6902    
Thanks to: drew - USA.
rec.:Dec/2/2002    pub.:Apr/16/2003    sent:Oct/9/2012


Ranking: 3.53 / 822
Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage
#5199    
Thanks to: Rajan Smali - India
rec.:Jul/4/2002    pub.:Oct/2/2002    sent:Jun/5/2014


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