Category: Men Vs. Women Jokes



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Ranking: 3.58 / 143
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
#10971    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/8/2003    pub.:Sep/8/2003    sent:Oct/26/2003


Ranking: 3.39 / 183
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
#10972    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/8/2003    pub.:Sep/8/2003    sent:Nov/13/2012


Ranking: 3.66 / 121
Pulling into the crowded parking lot at the shopping center
rolled down the car windows to make sure my puppy had
fresh air. She was stretched full out on the back seat and I
wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I
walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car
and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me? "Stay!
Stay!"
The driver of a nearby car, a pretty young lady, gave
me a strange look and said, "Why don't you just put it in park?"

#15488    
Thanks to: Owens Pomeroy - USA.
rec.:Jul/8/2005    pub.:Jul/18/2005    sent:Dec/23/2012


Ranking: 2.79 / 510
A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the night's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.
"The chicken sounds good; I'll have that," the woman says.
The waiter nods. "And the vegetable?" he asks.
"Oh, he'll have the fish," she replies.
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Thanks to: Mark O.
rec.:Jan/23/1999    pub.:Jan/23/1999    sent:Jun/11/2012


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