A man was sent to prison for 20 years. He was so bored while in there; he found an ant and decided to teach it tricks - like beg, play dead, roll over, jump hair etc. He served his time and was released. He took his ant with him in a matchbox. The first place he went was to a bar. He sat down, took out the matchbox and emptied out the ant. He then said to the guy beside him, "you are not gonna believe what this ant can do". He showed him all the tricks and the guy was impressed. He told him that he could make a fortune with the ant. The guy with the ant was excited and called the bartender over and said "you see that ant?" The bartender put his finger on the ant, twisted it and said "sorry sir it won't happen again."
#17536
Thanks to:
Patricia Morris - Germantown - maryland - USA.
rec.:Dec/19/2006 pub.:Feb/5/2007 sent:Jul/6/2012
Ranking:
3.63 / 70
A woman was walking in a graveyard when she saw a man kneeling by a grave shouting "WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE???" Feeling sorry for the man she put her hand on his arm and said "Is that your wife your grieving for?" To which the man replied, "No it’s my wife's ex husband"
#5104
Thanks to:
andiman - United Kingdom
rec.:Jun/23/2002 pub.:Oct/2/2002
Ranking:
3.42 / 88
Never say anything bad about a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes. By then he’s a mile away, you have got his shoes, and your can say whatever you want to.
#12169
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/9/2003 pub.:Dec/9/2003 sent:Nov/2/2010
Ranking:
3.03 / 155
“Doctor, you told me I have a month to live and then you sent me a bill for
$1,000! I can’t pay that before the end of the month!”
“Okay, you have six months to live.”
#11399
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/21/2003 pub.:Oct/21/2003 sent:Mar/30/2013
