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“Doctor, you told me I have a month to live and then you sent me a bill for
$1,000! I can’t pay that before the end of the month!”
“Okay, you have six months to live.”

#11399    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/21/2003    pub.:Oct/21/2003    sent:Mar/30/2013


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Q: What do you call a midget fortuneteller on the run from the law?
A: A small medium at large.
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Thanks to: nomad - murrieta - ca. - Sudan
rec.:Sep/23/2006    pub.:Oct/16/2006    sent:Nov/3/2013


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Never say anything bad about a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes. By then he’s a mile away, you have got his shoes, and your can say whatever you want to.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/9/2003    pub.:Dec/9/2003    sent:Nov/2/2010


Ranking: 3.11 / 133
The driving instructor was giving lessons to an extremely nervous student who panicked whenever another car approached on a particular two-lane road. One day, however, they got to the same stretch of road; and the student remained completely calm.
“This time you’re doing fine!” exclaimed the instructor. “Yes,” the novice driver agreed.
“Now when I see another car coming, I shut my eyes.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/15/2006    pub.:May/15/2006    sent:Feb/24/2013


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