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Ranking: 3.11 / 124
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad? I heard that in some parts of the world a man doesn’t know
his wife until he marries her”
Dad: That happens in every country, son
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Nov/5/2002    pub.:Feb/7/2003    sent:Jan/14/2011

Ranking: 3.54 / 69
An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist were standing around the university flagpole when an English professor wandered by. “What are you doing?” he asked. “We need to know the height of the flagpole,” said one, “and we’re discussing the formulas we might use to calculate it.” “Watch!” said the English professor. He pulled the pole from its fitting, laid it on the grass, borrowed a tape measure and said, “Exactly 24 feet.” Then he replaced the pole and walked away. “English professor!” sneer the mathematician, “We ask him for the height, and he gives us the length.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/13/2010    pub.:May/13/2010    sent:Jul/16/2010

Ranking: 3.10 / 126
Q: What is the difference between in-laws and out-laws?
A: Out-laws are wanted.
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Nov/5/2002    pub.:Feb/7/2003    sent:Apr/19/2009

Ranking: 3.08 / 129
A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too far from the stage.
He whispers to the usher, "This is a mystery, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a handsome tip."
The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a quarter.
The usher looks at the quarter, leans over and whispers, "The wife did it."
Thanks to: Minie me - Sunyy coast - QLD - Australia
rec.:Dec/9/2004    pub.:Dec/15/2004    sent:Jan/30/2013

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