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Ranking: 3.54 / 70
An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist were standing around the university flagpole when an English professor wandered by. “What are you doing?” he asked. “We need to know the height of the flagpole,” said one, “and we’re discussing the formulas we might use to calculate it.” “Watch!” said the English professor. He pulled the pole from its fitting, laid it on the grass, borrowed a tape measure and said, “Exactly 24 feet.” Then he replaced the pole and walked away. “English professor!” sneer the mathematician, “We ask him for the height, and he gives us the length.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/13/2010    pub.:May/13/2010    sent:Jul/16/2010

Ranking: 3.29 / 97
Mo attends to a revival and listens to the sermon. After a while, the pastor asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over. Mo gets in line and, when it’s his turn the pastor asks, “Mo, what do you want me to pray about?” Mo says, “Pastor, I need you to pray for my hearing.” So the pastor puts one finger in Mo’s ear and the other hand on top of his head and prays for a while. He removes his hands and says, “Mo how’s your hearing now?” Mo says, “I don’t know pastor, it’s not until next Monday.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/31/2008    pub.:May/31/2008    sent:Apr/17/2013

Ranking: 3.10 / 127
Q: What is the difference between in-laws and out-laws?
A: Out-laws are wanted.
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Nov/5/2002    pub.:Feb/7/2003    sent:Apr/19/2009

Ranking: 2.92 / 168
While Mark was shopping for pet supplies, one of the salespeople came running up to him. “Mark! Mark! I just saw someone driving off with your BMW!”
“Dear God! Did your try to stop him?” “No,” said the clerk, “but don’t worry. I got the license plate number!”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/18/2003    pub.:Aug/18/2003    sent:Mar/7/2013

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