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Ranking: 3.29 / 97
Mo attends to a revival and listens to the sermon. After a while, the pastor asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over. Mo gets in line and, when it’s his turn the pastor asks, “Mo, what do you want me to pray about?” Mo says, “Pastor, I need you to pray for my hearing.” So the pastor puts one finger in Mo’s ear and the other hand on top of his head and prays for a while. He removes his hands and says, “Mo how’s your hearing now?” Mo says, “I don’t know pastor, it’s not until next Monday.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/31/2008    pub.:May/31/2008    sent:Apr/17/2013

Ranking: 3.54 / 69
An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist were standing around the university flagpole when an English professor wandered by. “What are you doing?” he asked. “We need to know the height of the flagpole,” said one, “and we’re discussing the formulas we might use to calculate it.” “Watch!” said the English professor. He pulled the pole from its fitting, laid it on the grass, borrowed a tape measure and said, “Exactly 24 feet.” Then he replaced the pole and walked away. “English professor!” sneer the mathematician, “We ask him for the height, and he gives us the length.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/13/2010    pub.:May/13/2010    sent:Jul/16/2010

Ranking: 3.10 / 126
Q: What is the difference between in-laws and out-laws?
A: Out-laws are wanted.
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Nov/5/2002    pub.:Feb/7/2003    sent:Apr/19/2009

Ranking: 3.08 / 129
A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too far from the stage.
He whispers to the usher, "This is a mystery, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a handsome tip."
The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a quarter.
The usher looks at the quarter, leans over and whispers, "The wife did it."
Thanks to: Minie me - Sunyy coast - QLD - Australia
rec.:Dec/9/2004    pub.:Dec/15/2004    sent:Jan/30/2013

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