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Ranking: 2.92 / 75
The bank robbers tied and gagged the employees in one room and the Manager in his office. On their way out they noticed the Manager was making desperate noises to catch their attention. Moved by curiosity, one of the burglars loosened the gag and heard the man’s plead: “Please take the books, too I’m $5000 short!”

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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/22/2006    pub.:Feb/22/2006    sent:Dec/25/2007


Ranking: 3.11 / 57
A man at a restaurant asks the waiter, “How do you prepare your chickens?
The waiter replies, “Nothing special. We just tell’em they’re gonna die.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/29/2003    pub.:Oct/29/2003    sent:Jul/10/2004


Ranking: 3.13 / 55
Q: What do you get when you rewind a country song?
A: You get your house back, your truck back, your wife back and your dog back!
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Thanks to: Becky Kelly - portland - or - USA.
rec.:Jun/12/2005    pub.:Jun/21/2005    sent:Jan/27/2006


Ranking: 2.77 / 90
The olympian skier Picabo Street now works in the Intensive Care Unit at a hospital. Unfortunately, the administration told her she can no longer answer the phone, because this is what she said, "Picabo ICU" (Peek-a-boo, I see you)
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Thanks to: Barb - USA.
rec.:Oct/31/2006    pub.:Nov/13/2006    sent:Dec/15/2009


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