Ranking: 3.52 / 33
During Marine Corp basic training, one private was being hassled by his drill instructor.
"Well," snarled the tough old sergeant to the bewildered recruit, "I suppose after you get discharged from the Corp, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and spit on my grave."
"Not me, Sarge!" the private replied. "Once I get out of the Marines, I'm never going to stand in line again!"
Thanks to: Mark O.
rec.:Jan/19/1999 pub.:Jan/19/1999 sent:Jan/19/1999
Ranking: 3.37 / 38
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face.
"What did you do that for?" the man asks.
"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore do you?"
The man says, "No, but my wife out in the car still does!"
Thanks to: Violetta E
rec.:Jun/9/2001 pub.:Jun/9/2001 sent:Jun/9/2001
Ranking: 2.57 / 115
When a fellow called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depended on room size and number of people. “Do you take children?” the man asked.
“No, sir,” replied the clerk. “Only cash and credit cards.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/6/2006 pub.:Jun/6/2006 sent:Apr/16/2008
Ranking: 2.64 / 98
What part of the human body is called the "yet"?
I don't know either, but in the paper it said this lady got shot and they haven't got the bullet out of her yet!
Thanks to: Elisa - St Louis - MO - USA.
rec.:Jul/7/2004 pub.:Aug/3/2004 sent:Dec/30/2007