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During Marine Corp basic training, one private was being hassled by his drill instructor.
"Well," snarled the tough old sergeant to the bewildered recruit, "I suppose after you get discharged from the Corp, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and spit on my grave."
"Not me, Sarge!" the private replied. "Once I get out of the Marines, I'm never going to stand in line again!"
Thanks to: Mark O.
rec.:Jan/19/1999    pub.:Jan/19/1999    sent:Jan/19/1999

Ranking: 2.57 / 115
When a fellow called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depended on room size and number of people. “Do you take children?” the man asked.
“No, sir,” replied the clerk. “Only cash and credit cards.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/6/2006    pub.:Jun/6/2006    sent:Apr/16/2008

Ranking: 2.64 / 98
What part of the human body is called the "yet"?

I don't know either, but in the paper it said this lady got shot and they haven't got the bullet out of her yet!
Thanks to: Elisa - St Louis - MO - USA.
rec.:Jul/7/2004    pub.:Aug/3/2004    sent:Dec/30/2007

Ranking: 2.75 / 81
New phone app.
You know there is a lot of money to be made by developing a useful phone app.
With the fitness craze and everyone being weight conscious I put my brain cells to work on the project.
I want to announce the Newest phone app available for tracking progress in your fitness program. It is called the Personal Scale App. This is how it works. You program your I-phone or Droid with my new app. Place it on a hard surface like a tile floor and then stand on it. The phone will record your current weight and display it on the screen. My only problem is it only seems to work once.

Thanks to: billy mosteferis - valparaiso - florida - USA.
rec.:Feb/4/2011    pub.:Feb/13/2011    sent:May/2/2011

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