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Ranking: 2.55 / 76
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins - if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Thanks to: Tina Cook - USA.
rec.:Apr/9/1999    pub.:Apr/9/1999    sent:Apr/9/1999

Ranking: 2.91 / 44
I was driving down the road when I saw this lady standing by her car. When I pulled over to see if I could help she turned around holding this rabbit. She explained that she had run over the rabbit and thought it was going to die. I so wanted to help her I went back to my car and came back with a can of spray. I sprayed some in the rabbits' mouth and it twitched its' head a little. I waited a little while and sprayed some more in its' mouth and it twitched its head a couple of times. Not much later I sprayed more in its' mouth and the rabbit sprang from her arms and ran to the fence by the field, stopped, turned around and waived its' paw at us. We watched it run every 50 ft., stop, turn, and waive its' paw at us. The lady looked at me in amazement and said, "WHAT WAS THAT YOU GAVE THAT RABBIT?" I replied, "Oh just a little hair rejuvenator with permanent waive.
Thanks to: Jeffrey Enterprise - Rockford - Iowa - USA.
rec.:Feb/6/2000    pub.:Feb/6/2000    sent:Feb/6/2000

Ranking: 2.70 / 57
There was once a monastery and the friars there wanted a new bell for the bell tower. To raise enough money for the bell, the friars decided to start a florist shop. Well, word got out that some friars were opening a flower shop, and everyone wanted the friar's flowers! So they got great business and lots of money! Well, the other florists in that area weren't very happy because they were losing business. They sent a warning to the friars telling the friars that if they didn't stop selling flowers that they would send someone over to rough 'em up! The friars ignored the warning. The next day however, the angry florists got together and hired a thug named Hugh. Hugh was big and strong! Hugh went to the friar's flower shop and beat the friars up and tore up their shop! So the moral to this story is: Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars!
Thanks to: Donner - Ruston - Louisiana - USA.
rec.:Oct/13/1999    pub.:Oct/13/1999    sent:Oct/13/1999

Ranking: 3.24 / 29
There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket, which was pulled to the top by several monks who pulled and tugged with all their strength. Obviously the ride up the steep cliff in that basket was terrifying. One tourist got exceedingly nervous about halfway up as he noticed that the rope by which he was suspended was old and frayed. With a trembling voice he asked the monk who was riding with him in the basket how often they changed the rope. The monk thought for a moment and answered brusquely, "Whenever it breaks."
Thanks to: Jeremy Romans
rec.:Jun/5/1998    pub.:Jun/5/1998    sent:Jun/5/1998

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