Category: Miscellaneous Jokes

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Ranking: 3.27 / 30
There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket, which was pulled to the top by several monks who pulled and tugged with all their strength. Obviously the ride up the steep cliff in that basket was terrifying. One tourist got exceedingly nervous about halfway up as he noticed that the rope by which he was suspended was old and frayed. With a trembling voice he asked the monk who was riding with him in the basket how often they changed the rope. The monk thought for a moment and answered brusquely, "Whenever it breaks."
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Thanks to: Jeremy Romans
rec.:Jun/5/1998    pub.:Jun/5/1998    sent:Jun/5/1998


Ranking: 3.15 / 34
The economy is so bad that:The Mafia is laying off judges
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/9/2010    pub.:Feb/9/2010    sent:Jul/9/2011


Ranking: 3.44 / 25
Q. What would happen if you have a wooden car, with wooden wheels, a wooden chair, and a wooden engine?
A. It wooden start!
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Thanks to: Dindo E. Castrodes - Cebu City - Cebu - Philippines
rec.:Mar/18/2000    pub.:Mar/18/2000    sent:Mar/18/2000


Ranking: 2.55 / 76
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins - if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
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Thanks to: Tina Cook - USA.
rec.:Apr/9/1999    pub.:Apr/9/1999    sent:Apr/9/1999


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