Category: Bar & Drinking Jokes



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Ranking: 3.29 / 48
At a bar Tom said to Bill; “Uncle tried to make a new kind of car. He took wheels from a Cadillac, radiator from a Lexus, tires from a Ford”
“What did he get? Asked Bill
“Two years.” Said Tom
#21042    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/20/2010    pub.:Apr/20/2010    sent:May/30/2010


Ranking: 2.68 / 110
Steve lived in Stated Island, NY and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferry home every night. One evening, he got sown to the ferry and found there was a wait for the next boat, so Steve decided to stop at a nearby tavern. Before long he was felling no pain. When he got back to the ferry slip, the ferryboat was just eight feet from the dock.
Steve. Afraid of missing this one and being late for dinner, took a running leap and landed right on the deck of the boat. “How did you like that jump, buddy?” said a proud Steve to a deck hand. “It was great,” said the sailor. “But why didn’t you wait? We were just pulling in!”
#21938    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2011    pub.:Apr/26/2011    sent:Aug/13/2011


Ranking: 3.10 / 58
A duck went into a bar and asked for some crackers. The waiter said no. The next day he came into the bar and asked for crackers again. The waiter said no, again. The next day he came in again and asked for crackers. The waiter said no. The next day the waiter said if you ask for crakers one more time I will nail your beak to the counter. The next day the duck asked if the waiter had any nails, "No," said the waiter. The duck then asked "Do you have any crackers"
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Thanks to: Nixterdawn - North Edwards - CA - USA.
rec.:Jun/3/2000    pub.:Jun/3/2000    sent:Jun/3/2000


Ranking: 2.75 / 93
A ghost walks into a bar at midnight, and asks the bartender for a Whisky.
The bartender says " Sorry we don't serve spirits after 11"
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Thanks to: Rachel - United Kingdom
rec.:Feb/24/2002    pub.:Mar/9/2002    sent:Dec/22/2007


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