Ranking: 2.56 / 118
In a greasy spoon, a downhearted diner asked the waitress for meatloaf and some kind words. She brought the meatloaf but didn’t say a thing. “Hey,” he said, “what about my kind word?”
She replied, “Don’t eat the meatloaf.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Nov/24/2002 pub.:Nov/24/2002 sent:Oct/8/2008
Ranking: 2.65 / 100
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender laughs and says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks at the bartender, with a look of extreme confusion on his face, and says, "You have a drink called Steve?"
Thanks to: Sami - Augusta - Georgia - USA.
Ranking: 2.87 / 68
A man is in a pawnshop and sees this beautiful Grandfather Clock and winds up buying it. He asks the owner if he can deliver the clock and the owner replies that he cannot make deliveries. So only living a few blocks away the man decides to strap the clock on his back and carry it the few blocks. After a block or so, a drunk comes staggering out of a bar and bumps into the man knocking him down on his back and smashing the clock to bits. He then jumps up and starts cussing the drunk out and saying "look what you did to my beautiful clock you idiot” The drunk then replies, gee buddy I’m really sorry why don’t you wear a wristwatch like everyone else.
Thanks to: John Mecca - Dunmore - Pa. - Vatican City State (Holy See)
Ranking: 2.72 / 81
Two drunks were walking down the railroad tracks. After a couple of miles, one of them says, "Man, all these steps are killing me!" The other drunk replies, "It's not all these steps; it's these darned low handrails!"
Thanks to: LKD
rec.:Oct/21/1998 pub.:Oct/21/1998 sent:Dec/21/2007