Category: Bar & Drinking Jokes

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Ranking: 2.60 / 120
In a greasy spoon, a downhearted diner asked the waitress for meatloaf and some kind words. She brought the meatloaf but didn’t say a thing. “Hey,” he said, “what about my kind word?”
She replied, “Don’t eat the meatloaf.”
#6786    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Nov/24/2002    pub.:Nov/24/2002    sent:Oct/8/2008


Ranking: 2.76 / 84
Two drunks were walking down the railroad tracks. After a couple of miles, one of them says, "Man, all these steps are killing me!" The other drunk replies, "It's not all these steps; it's these darned low handrails!"
#159    
Thanks to: LKD
rec.:Oct/21/1998    pub.:Oct/21/1998    sent:Dec/21/2007


Ranking: 2.60 / 107
A man comes home after an assignment of 3-years and he finds, there is an additional member of the family, a 29 months toddler. Furious he demands an explanation:
He says, how could you have done this to me! Did you cheat on me with one of my friends, was it Josh, was it Nathan, or was it John?
His wife with a daring look says, your friends! Your friends! Don’t you think I have my own friends too?

#2854    
Thanks to: angel - davao - Philippines
rec.:Jan/11/2002    pub.:Jan/20/2002


Ranking: 2.92 / 63
One friend to another: Did you know that the shortest sentence in the English language is
“I am.”
Really. What’s the longest sentence?
“I do.”
#11264    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/7/2003    pub.:Oct/7/2003    sent:Jan/17/2004


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