Category: Bar & Drinking Jokes

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Ranking: 2.65 / 91
“Is there anything wrong?” asked bartender of the young, well-dressed customer who sat staring grimly into his drink. “Two months ago my grandfather died and left me one- hundred thousand dollars” said the man. “That doesn’t sound like anything to be upset about,” said the bartender. “It should happen to me.” “Yeah,” said the sour young man, “but last month an uncle on my father’s side passed away. He left me ninety-five thousand dollars.” “So why are you sitting here looking so unhappy?” Asked the bartender. “This month – so far – not a cent.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/11/2008    pub.:Aug/11/2008    sent:Aug/31/2009

Ranking: 3.34 / 35
A guy and a girl are having a drink together in a bar. The man raises his glass and says, "Here's hoping you're in Heaven ten minutes before the devil knows you're dead!" "What's that mean?" asks the girl. "That," answers her date, "is an authentic Irish toast." "Oh. Well, here's to bread, eggs and cinnamon." What's that?" asked the guy. The girl says, "That's French toast."

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/16/2007    pub.:Apr/16/2007

Ranking: 2.87 / 61
Did you hear about the baby born in the high-tech delivery room?
It was cordless!
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/28/2008    pub.:Jan/28/2008    sent:Mar/22/2009

Ranking: 2.82 / 61
A turtle was walking through the park when two snails attacked, punched, kicked, and stole his wallet. The police arrived and asked, “What happen to you, were you attacked, were you robbed?” The turtle on his back, bruised, with one eye shut, said "I don't know officer, it happen so Fast"
Thanks to: Baysider - USA.
rec.:Aug/18/2006    pub.:Oct/16/2006    sent:Dec/26/2008

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