Category: Bar & Drinking Jokes

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Ranking: 2.70 / 66
Its Mike’s first day on the job as a bartender. As he serves a customer a Manhattan, a piece of parsley falls into the drink. “What the hell is that?” the customer asks.
“It’s your Manhattan. And there’s Central Park.” He replied.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/2/2010    pub.:Jun/2/2010    sent:Jul/19/2010

Ranking: 2.79 / 56
Why do black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/7/2003    pub.:Oct/7/2003    sent:Aug/30/2004

Ranking: 2.28 / 127
One day a string was walking down the street. He was really thirsty and decided to get a drink at a nearby bar. So he walks up to the bar tender and says, "I'd like a beer, please." The bartender looks at him like he's crazy and says, "I can't serve you, you're a string. Go on. Get out of here." So the string goes outside and thinks of a way to look more like a person. He knots himself toward the top and frays the string to look like a head with hair. He goes back inside and tries again. The bartender says suspiciously, "Hey, aren't you the string that was just in here a few minutes ago?" The string replies, "I'm afraid not!"
(I'm a frayed knot
Thanks to: Melissa in B'ville - GA - USA.
rec.:Jan/5/2003    pub.:Apr/16/2003

Ranking: 2.67 / 63
A man goes into a bar and orders double bourbon. He takes a sip of the drink and says to the bartender: "I shouldn’t be drinking this with what I’ve got." The bartender says: "What have you got".

The man replies: "30 cents".
Thanks to: Tony Rose - South Shields - United Kingdom
rec.:Nov/9/2001    pub.:Dec/8/2001

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