Category: Bar & Drinking Jokes



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Ranking: 2.29 / 79
An inebriated man and his drunken friend were sitting at a bar.
“Do you know what time it is?” Asked the drunk.
“Sure,” said the man
“Thanks,” said the drunk.
#19367    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/11/2008    pub.:Aug/11/2008    sent:Nov/28/2009


Ranking: 2.67 / 42
A man in a bar is enjoying his drink when he hears a voice say, "You look great!" He looks around, but there is nobody near him. He hears the voice again: "No, really, you look just terrific!" Again he looks around. Nobody. A few minutes pass, and again he hears the voice: "Is that a new shirt or something? Because you look absolutely stunning!" At this point the man realizes that the voice is coming from a dish of nuts on the bar. "Hey," the man calls to the bartender, "What's with these nuts?" "Oh," the bartender answers, "they're complimentary."
#47    
Thanks to: Marlene - Illinois - USA.
rec.:May/8/1998    pub.:May/8/1998    sent:May/8/1998


Ranking: 2.72 / 39
Two drunks were staggering home along a railway line. “This is the longest staircase I’ve ever climbed, moaned one.
“It certainly is,” slurred his body. “And the banister’s so low; my back’s killing me.”
#13395    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/11/2004    pub.:May/11/2004    sent:May/8/2005


Ranking: 2.56 / 48
Why doesn’t psychotherapy work on men?
“They don’t have to go back to their childhood.”
#12230    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/11/2003    pub.:Dec/11/2003    sent:Aug/24/2004


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