Category: Bar & Drinking Jokes
Ranking: 2.37 / 51
A ham, an egg, and a toast go into a bar, and ordered drinks.
Then the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."
Thanks to: RainbowBrite
rec.:Sep/26/2000 pub.:Sep/26/2000 sent:Sep/26/2000
Ranking: 3.05 / 21
Bob tells Fred: My wife drives me to drink.
Fred comments: You’re lucky. I have to walk.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.