Category: Bar & Drinking Jokes

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Ranking: 2.29 / 65
A drunk was discovered late at night crawling along the Boardwalk at Atlantic City. A policeman approached him and asked: "What do you think you are doing?"
He answered: "Officer, I am going to climb this ladder, if it takes me all night!"
Thanks to: Owens Lee Pomeroy - USA.
rec.:Nov/8/2004    pub.:Nov/17/2004    sent:Jan/5/2005

Ranking: 2.03 / 110
A man walks into a bar with a Giraffe, and sits down at the bar. He says to the barman, "One pint for me and ten for the Giraffe". The barman gives the man and the Giraffe their drinks and then the Giraffe downs them all in on go. The Giraffe then says, "More"
The barman give the Giraffe ten more pint the same. The Giraffe does the same thing again, and downs them all at once. The Giraffe then collapses on the floor and the man gets up to walk out. The barman says, "you can't leave that 'lying' here", and the man says,” It’s not a Lyon, It's a Giraffe"!
Thanks to: Miceton. - Middlesbrough - United Kingdom
rec.:Nov/14/2002    pub.:Mar/28/2003

Ranking: 2.03 / 97
I see said the blind man to his deaf wife, over a disconnected telephone in a dark room, looking for a black cat that wasn't even there.
Thanks to: robyn - castaic - california - USA.
rec.:Nov/7/2003    pub.:Dec/10/2003    sent:Jan/31/2004

Ranking: 2.45 / 42
This guy runs into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender ignores him, and instead, pulls out a pistol, stating that they don't serve water. The guy, then says thanks a lot, and then leaves. The customers, baffled and confused, then asked the bartender why the guy had told him thanks. The bartender then replied, " Easy, he had the hiccups".
Thanks to: anonymous - healy - alaska - USA.
rec.:Aug/26/2001    pub.:Sep/5/2001

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