Category: Bar & Drinking Jokes
Ranking: 2.14 / 59
A giraffe walks into a bar. The bartender says, "mug or long neck?"
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/22/2005 pub.:Jan/11/2006 sent:Jan/30/2007
Ranking: 2.31 / 42
A five-dollar bill walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Get outta here! We don't serve your type. This is a singles bar."
Thanks to: Sandy in Elgin
rec.:Mar/2/1999 pub.:Mar/2/1999 sent:Mar/2/1999