Category: Bar & Drinking Jokes

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Ranking: 2.18 / 60
A giraffe walks into a bar. The bartender says, "mug or long neck?"
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/22/2005    pub.:Jan/11/2006    sent:Jan/30/2007

Ranking: 1.96 / 96
A guy walks into a bar. He says to the bartender "I'd like a Whiskey Sour." The bartender replies "How do you make that?" The guy says "You put in whiskey to make it strong, water to make it weak, lemon to make it sour and sugar to make it sweat. You mix it all together and you say 'Here's to you' and then you drink it yourself." The bartender says "That's not a drink! That's a contradiction!"
Thanks to: Robby Sirngiff - Omaha - NE - USA.
rec.:Feb/27/2011    pub.:Mar/10/2011    sent:Jul/15/2011

Ranking: 2.24 / 49
Approaching the woman at a single’s bar, the young man said, “Hi cookie. How about a date?”
“Forget it,” she said. “I never go out with a perfect stranger.”
“We are both in luck,” he said. I’m far from perfect.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/1/2003    pub.:Jul/1/2003    sent:Aug/20/2003

Ranking: 2.46 / 35
A man went up to the barman and ordered a drink. With his drink, the barman gave him a bowl of peanuts, and from the bowl of peanuts the man heard a voice say, "I think you look great." But the man just ignored it. Then the man went over to the cigarette machine, put his money in and got nothing out. He heard a voice from the machine say, "I have never seen such an ugly face." At this point, the man was confused, so he told the barman about the voices, and the barman said, "The bowl of peanuts was complimentary, but the cigarette machine is just out of order."
Thanks to: Neil - London - Kent - United Kingdom
rec.:Dec/16/1999    pub.:Dec/16/1999    sent:Dec/16/1999

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