Category: Bar & Drinking Jokes



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Ranking: 2.22 / 50
Approaching the woman at a single’s bar, the young man said, “Hi cookie. How about a date?”
“Forget it,” she said. “I never go out with a perfect stranger.”
“We are both in luck,” he said. I’m far from perfect.”
#10337    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/1/2003    pub.:Jul/1/2003    sent:Aug/20/2003


Ranking: 2.35 / 40
A grasshopper hops into a bar and the bartender looks at him and says, "HEY! We have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper looks at the bartender and says, "You have a drink named Harry?"
#239    
Thanks to: Rick
rec.:Jan/25/1999    pub.:Jan/25/1999    sent:Jan/25/1999


Ranking: 2.31 / 42
A five-dollar bill walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Get outta here! We don't serve your type. This is a singles bar."
#268    
Thanks to: Sandy in Elgin
rec.:Mar/2/1999    pub.:Mar/2/1999    sent:Mar/2/1999


Ranking: 2.24 / 45
Overheard at the track: “Horse racing is very romantic. The horse hugs the rail, the jockey puts his arms around the horse, and you kiss your money good-by.”
#5431    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/20/2002    pub.:Jul/20/2002


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