Category: Bar & Drinking Jokes
Ranking: 2.31 / 42
A five-dollar bill walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Get outta here! We don't serve your type. This is a singles bar."
Thanks to: Sandy in Elgin
rec.:Mar/2/1999 pub.:Mar/2/1999 sent:Mar/2/1999
Ranking: 2.24 / 45
Overheard at the track: “Horse racing is very romantic. The horse hugs the rail, the jockey puts his arms around the horse, and you kiss your money good-by.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.