Category: Bar & Drinking Jokes

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Ranking: 2.35 / 40
A grasshopper hops into a bar and the bartender looks at him and says, "HEY! We have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper looks at the bartender and says, "You have a drink named Harry?"
Thanks to: Rick
rec.:Jan/25/1999    pub.:Jan/25/1999    sent:Jan/25/1999

Ranking: 2.31 / 42
A five-dollar bill walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Get outta here! We don't serve your type. This is a singles bar."
Thanks to: Sandy in Elgin
rec.:Mar/2/1999    pub.:Mar/2/1999    sent:Mar/2/1999

Ranking: 2.24 / 45
Overheard at the track: “Horse racing is very romantic. The horse hugs the rail, the jockey puts his arms around the horse, and you kiss your money good-by.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/20/2002    pub.:Jul/20/2002

Ranking: 2.89 / 18
A doctor worked on the tenth floor of an office building. In the building was a pub, where the doctor had a lemon daiquiri, every day at quitting time. The bartender's name was Dick.
One dyadic found out he didn't have any lemons and no time to get any. So he thought he would make up a hickory daiquiri instead and at the end of the day, the doctor would be too tired to notice.
The doctor sat down, took a sip and said "This isn't a lemon daiquiri, Dick!"...To which Dick replied, "No, it’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc!"
Thanks to: Freddie Pitz - Canada
rec.:Nov/21/2013    pub.:Nov/29/2013

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