Category: Bar & Drinking Jokes

Overheard at the track: “Horse racing is very romantic. The horse hugs the rail, the jockey puts his arms around the horse, and you kiss your money good-by.”

An entrepreneurial woman is sitting at a bar a man approaches her and says; hi honey! want a little company? Why? Asks the woman. Do you have one to sell??

Three businessmen went to a luncheon at a restaurant.

While waiting for the waiter they were comparing papers. While passing a paper, the paper was ripped. At that the waiter returned to the table and request drink orders:
Waiter: What would you like, sir?
Businessman #1: Martini, please.
Waiter: how would you like it?
Businessman #1: on the rocks
Waiter: (to business man #2) what would you like?
Businessman #2: I'll have an iced tea
Waiter: (to business man #3) and you sir?
Businessman #3: A scotch.'
Waiter: how would you like it?
Businessman #3: TAPE!!

“Your wife will hit the ceiling when you get home tonight,” said the barfly to his drinking buddy. “Yeah,” said his buddy. “She’s a lousy shot!”