Category: Puns

A man put in 10 puns for a pun contest, hoping that at least one of them would win. But sadly, no pun in ten did.

One who runs in front of the car gets tired. One who runs behind gets exhausted.

A family of skunks was trapped in a thicket, surrounded by a pack of hungry wolves that were edging even closer. The Mother skunk calmly instructed her young: "Quickly children, let's put our heads together!" After they obeyed, forming a circle, she continued, "Now—Let us spray!"

A monastery decided to start a fish and chips store. When the store opened, a client comes in, and asks one of the clerics: are you the fish fryer? Oh, no, the cleric answers, I'm the chip monk!