Ranking: 2.56 / 123
Did you hear about the cowboy who wore paper pants, a paper shirt, paper boots, and wore a paper hat?
The Sheriff arrested him for rustling.
Thanks to: Virgil Slick - USA.
rec.:Dec/9/2003 pub.:Jan/19/2004 sent:Dec/29/2007
Ranking: 2.81 / 63
If quitters never win,
and winners never quit,
who made up the saying?
Quit while you're ahead!
Thanks to: volleygirl - USA.
Ranking: 2.82 / 60
I was going to tell you the joke about the pencil, but there's really no point to it.
Thanks to: Isaac Mantelli - USA.
rec.:Nov/30/2009 pub.:Nov/30/2009 sent:Jan/26/2010