Category: Puns

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Ranking: 3.09 / 67

When they asked the two monocles why they never got together, they said they'd like to, but didn't want to make spectacles of themselves.

#20103

Thanks to: John Donaldsom - Washingtonville - NY - USA.
rec.:May/5/2009 pub.:May/15/2009 sent:Sep/26/2009

Ranking: 2.55 / 121

Did you hear about the cowboy who wore paper pants, a paper shirt, paper boots, and wore a paper hat?

The Sheriff arrested him for rustling.

#12172

Thanks to: Virgil Slick - USA.
rec.:Dec/9/2003 pub.:Jan/19/2004 sent:Dec/29/2007

Ranking: 2.78 / 59

I was going to tell you the joke about the pencil, but there's really no point to it.

#20635

Thanks to: Isaac Mantelli - USA.
rec.:Nov/30/2009 pub.:Nov/30/2009 sent:Jan/26/2010

Ranking: 2.75 / 61

If quitters never win,
and winners never quit,
who made up the saying?
Quit while you're ahead!

#6756

Thanks to: volleygirl - USA.
rec.:Nov/21/2002 pub.:Apr/7/2003

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