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Ranking: 3.16 / 70
When they asked the two monocles why they never got together, they said they'd like to, but didn't want to make spectacles of themselves.
#20103    
Thanks to: John Donaldsom - Washingtonville - NY - USA.
rec.:May/5/2009    pub.:May/15/2009    sent:Sep/26/2009


Ranking: 2.56 / 123
Did you hear about the cowboy who wore paper pants, a paper shirt, paper boots, and wore a paper hat?

The Sheriff arrested him for rustling.
#12172    
Thanks to: Virgil Slick - USA.
rec.:Dec/9/2003    pub.:Jan/19/2004    sent:Dec/29/2007


Ranking: 2.84 / 64
If quitters never win,
and winners never quit,
who made up the saying?
Quit while you're ahead!
#6756    
Thanks to: volleygirl - USA.
rec.:Nov/21/2002    pub.:Apr/7/2003


Ranking: 2.84 / 61
I was going to tell you the joke about the pencil, but there's really no point to it.
#20635    
Thanks to: Isaac Mantelli - USA.
rec.:Nov/30/2009    pub.:Nov/30/2009    sent:Jan/26/2010


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