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Ranking: 2.25 / 60
An early morning storm produced a strong tornado, which damaged most of the roof of a Pasadena, Texas funeral home. Everyone there was scared stiff.
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Thanks to: Larry Mayes - Dickinson - Texas - USA.
rec.:May/18/2004    pub.:May/20/2004    sent:Nov/12/2004


Ranking: 1.95 / 111
A court jester is thrown into jail for telling terrible jokes.
~What did he say after the guard locked him up?
O-PUN the door!
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Thanks to: Dedicated to Mrs. Sanrocco - USA.
rec.:Sep/25/2004    pub.:Sep/29/2004    sent:Feb/21/2005


Ranking: 1.85 / 89
You need two American coins to add up to .30 cents. One of them is not a nickel.
Q: What are the coins?
A: One of them is not a nickel, the other one is, a nickel and a quarter.
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Thanks to: anonumus - USA.
rec.:Nov/9/2004    pub.:Nov/17/2004    sent:Dec/1/2004


Ranking: 2.31 / 36
The key to the success of all musicians of note is their ability to stay composed while performing at a level that can't be beat.
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Thanks to: Sasha - Canada
rec.:Oct/23/2010    pub.:Dec/3/2010    sent:Jun/26/2012


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