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Ranking: 3.00 / 46
1. Ask for last months specials.
2. Place your order in three different languages if you don't know any, make them up.
3. When they repeat your order totally change it. Repeat as desired.
4. Order a whopper from McDonalds, when they say they don't have whoppers insist that they do. If they still argue demand to see a manager then when you talk to them order a normal meal and say i don't know what's up with kids these days.
5. Go to any burger joint and order Chinese.
6. When ordering in the drive through, ask if its happy hour on draft beer.
7. In summer turn stereo up full volume to Christmas music while ordering in drive through.
8. Drive in the drive through, park, then go inside and order.
9. Go through the drive through in reverse, again.
10. Wait for the busiest time of day, after paying get out of car, get jack out of trunk and proceed to rotate tires.
Thanks to: Replay Stuckhart
rec.:Jan/2/2001    pub.:Jan/2/2001    sent:Jan/2/2001

Ranking: 3.26 / 31
Tonight on the 6:00 news, a recent poll by "USA Today" showed that 9 out of 10 people said that out of 10 people, 1 person will always disagree with the other 9!
Thanks to: Alex Bradley - Chews Landing - NJ - USA.
rec.:Nov/8/1999    pub.:Nov/8/1999    sent:Nov/8/1999

Ranking: 3.03 / 38
- From the interviewee: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." (Greg Norman)

- "There have been injuries and deaths in boxing, but none of them serious." (Alan Minter)

- "Just under 10 seconds for Nigel Mansel. Call it 9.5 seconds in round numbers." (Murray Walker)

- "A brain scan revealed that Andrew Caddick is not suffering from stress fracture of the shin." (Jo Sheldon)

- "That's inches away from being millimetre perfect." (Ted Lowe)

- "I'll fight Lloyd Honeyghan for nothing if the price is right." (Marlon Starling)

- "I can't tell who's leading. It's either Oxford or Cambridge." (John Snagge - Boat Race between only Oxford and Cambridge)

- "The Queen's Park Oval, exactly as its name suggests, is absolutely round." (Tony Crozier)
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/22/2004    pub.:Jun/22/2004    sent:Oct/18/2004

Ranking: 3.20 / 30
We live in a society today where pizza delivery comes to your house before the police
Thanks to: dave - Georgia
rec.:Aug/21/2012    pub.:May/28/2013    sent:Oct/2/2013

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