* I'm creative; you can't expect me to be neat, too!
* Ring Bell for Maid Service. If no answer, do it yourself!
* You may touch the dust in this house, but please don't write in it!
* If you write in the dust, please don't date it!
* I would cook dinner, but I can't find the can opener!
* I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.
* If you don't like my standards of cooking, lower your standards.
* A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
* Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
* Countless numbers of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
* My house was clean last week; too bad you missed it!
#6647
Thanks to:
Daniel Martindale - USA.
rec.:Nov/15/2002 pub.:Mar/28/2003
Ranking:
3.38 / 88
Sign on company bulleting board: “This firm requires no physical-fitness program. Everyone gets enough exercise jumping to conclusions, flying of the handle, running down the boss, flogging dead horses, knifing friend in the back, dodging responsibility, and pushing their luck.”
#16523
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/28/2006 pub.:Feb/28/2006 sent:Jul/13/2006
Ranking:
2.62 / 162
A sign posted in a Dentist's office said:
"Please be nice to our dentists. They have fillings too."
#3172
Thanks to:
Mighty Mom - USA.
rec.:Feb/6/2002 pub.:Feb/24/2002 sent:Sep/29/2008
Ranking:
3.04 / 48
Sign in a Police Station: It takes about 3500 bolts to put a car together; but only one nut to scatter it all over the road.
#19573
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/24/2008 pub.:Oct/24/2008 sent:Jan/16/2010
