Category: Signs Jokes

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Ranking: 3.59 / 153
Sign on company bulleting board: “This firm requires no physical-fitness program. Everyone gets enough exercise jumping to conclusions, flying of the handle, running down the boss, flogging dead horses, knifing friend in the back, dodging responsibility, and pushing their luck.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/28/2006    pub.:Feb/28/2006    sent:Jan/1/2015

Ranking: 3.32 / 140
* Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!

* I'm creative; you can't expect me to be neat, too!

* Ring Bell for Maid Service. If no answer, do it yourself!

* You may touch the dust in this house, but please don't write in it!

* If you write in the dust, please don't date it!

* I would cook dinner, but I can't find the can opener!

* I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.

* If you don't like my standards of cooking, lower your standards.

* A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.

* Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.

* Countless numbers of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.

* My house was clean last week; too bad you missed it!
Thanks to: Daniel Martindale - USA.
rec.:Nov/15/2002    pub.:Mar/28/2003

Ranking: 3.38 / 107
Sign in a Police Station: It takes about 3500 bolts to put a car together; but only one nut to scatter it all over the road.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/24/2008    pub.:Oct/24/2008    sent:Aug/25/2015

Ranking: 2.74 / 257
A sign posted in a Dentist's office said:

"Please be nice to our dentists. They have fillings too."
Thanks to: Mighty Mom - USA.
rec.:Feb/6/2002    pub.:Feb/24/2002    sent:Feb/19/2013

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