Category: Signs Jokes

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Ranking: 3.02 / 62

A sign at Budapest’s Zoo requests:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS.
IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY

#21924

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/21/2011 pub.:Apr/21/2011 sent:Jul/30/2011

Ranking: 2.86 / 49

Sign on a door: "WARNING: Use door for entering and exiting only!"

#20652

Thanks to: Isaac Mantelli - USA.
rec.:Dec/2/2009 pub.:Jan/4/2010 sent:Jun/15/2010

Ranking: 2.78 / 46

Sign seen in a veterinarian’s office:
The doctor is in. Sit. Stay.

#16673

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/10/2006 pub.:Apr/10/2006 sent:Jun/26/2006

Ranking: 2.19 / 116

I saw a sign that said "Speed Bumps".
I thought, my how times change! Speed used to kill.

#3684

Thanks to: Scott DeHart - Narrows - VA - USA.
rec.:Mar/15/2002 pub.:Mar/24/2002

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