Category: Question / Answer Jokes

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Ranking: 2.58 / 80
Q: Why did Mr. Stupid tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A: He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills!!
#12849    
Thanks to: Ivette Henriquez - Miami - Florida - USA.
rec.:Feb/16/2004    pub.:Feb/19/2004    sent:Apr/8/2004


Ranking: 2.78 / 55
Q: What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A: They're married.

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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/13/2003    pub.:Oct/13/2003    sent:Feb/15/2004


Ranking: 3.32 / 28
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But the light bulb has got to want to change.
#747    
Thanks to: Jessica Hatchigan
rec.:Aug/18/2000    pub.:Aug/18/2000    sent:Aug/18/2000


Ranking: 3.23 / 30
Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain?
A: Because it dampened his spirits.
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Thanks to: chelsea geckler - USA.
rec.:Apr/11/2002    pub.:Jun/22/2002


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