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Q. Why was the fly dancing on the jam jar?
A. Because on the lid it said, "Twist to open".
#3644    
Thanks to: Nat - Australia
rec.:Mar/13/2002    pub.:Mar/24/2002


Ranking: 2.20 / 139
The oldest joke in the book, but oh well!

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9 (Seven Ate Nine, get it?)
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Thanks to: Rachel - USA.
rec.:Dec/28/2001    pub.:Dec/28/2001


Ranking: 2.82 / 45
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls (bagels, get it?).
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Thanks to: Rob - ma - USA.
rec.:Apr/12/2001    pub.:Apr/12/2001    sent:Apr/12/2001


Ranking: 2.60 / 62
You must think with a clean mind: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down, a dog does with his leg lifted?


Why shake hands...
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Thanks to: Ginger - Dallas - TX - USA.
rec.:Oct/16/2002    pub.:Jan/13/2003


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