Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 2.73 / 55
What's the difference between a flea-bitten dog and a bored visitor?
One's going to itch; the other's itching to go!
Thanks to: Alice - United Arab Emirates
rec.:Dec/2/2008 pub.:Dec/19/2008 sent:Mar/18/2009
Ranking: 2.85 / 46
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls (bagels, get it?).
Thanks to: Rob - ma - USA.
rec.:Apr/12/2001 pub.:Apr/12/2001 sent:Apr/12/2001
Ranking: 2.53 / 73
Q. Why was the fly dancing on the jam jar?
A. Because on the lid it said, "Twist to open".
Thanks to: Nat - Australia
Ranking: 2.20 / 139
The oldest joke in the book, but oh well!
Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9 (Seven Ate Nine, get it?)
Thanks to: Rachel - USA.