Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 2.53 / 73
Q. Why was the fly dancing on the jam jar?
A. Because on the lid it said, "Twist to open".
Thanks to: Nat - Australia
Ranking: 2.19 / 138
The oldest joke in the book, but oh well!
Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9 (Seven Ate Nine, get it?)
Thanks to: Rachel - USA.
Ranking: 2.44 / 80
Q: What did one English book say to the math book?
A: You have way too many problems
Thanks to: Brandy - USA.
rec.:Jun/23/2008 pub.:Jul/9/2008 sent:Aug/8/2008
Ranking: 2.86 / 42
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?
"Looks like rein dear"
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Feb/5/2001 pub.:Feb/5/2001 sent:Feb/5/2001