Category: Question / Answer Jokes

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Ranking: 2.79 / 43

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls (bagels, get it?).

#997

Thanks to: Rob - ma - USA.
rec.:Apr/12/2001 pub.:Apr/12/2001 sent:Apr/12/2001

Ranking: 2.69 / 48

Q: Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: He couldn't concentrate.

#389

Thanks to: Chris Rasmussen - Charlotte - MC
rec.:Jul/18/1999 pub.:Jul/18/1999 sent:Jul/18/1999

Ranking: 2.54 / 59

You must think with a clean mind: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down, a dog does with his leg lifted?

Why shake hands...

#6240

Thanks to: Ginger - Dallas - TX - USA.
rec.:Oct/16/2002 pub.:Jan/13/2003

Ranking: 3.07 / 27

How does the man on the moon get his hair cut?
“ Eclipse it.”

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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/9/2003 pub.:Dec/9/2003 sent:Jul/1/2004

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