Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 3.17 / 29
Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain?
A: Because it dampened his spirits.
Thanks to: chelsea geckler - USA.
Ranking: 2.86 / 42
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?
"Looks like rein dear"
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Feb/5/2001 pub.:Feb/5/2001 sent:Feb/5/2001
Ranking: 2.36 / 92
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A: To win the no-bell prize.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/29/2003 pub.:Oct/29/2003 sent:Dec/3/2003
Ranking: 2.57 / 63
You must think with a clean mind: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down, a dog does with his leg lifted?
Why shake hands...
Thanks to: Ginger - Dallas - TX - USA.