Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 2.53 / 73
Q. Why was the fly dancing on the jam jar?
A. Because on the lid it said, "Twist to open".
Thanks to: Nat - Australia
Ranking: 2.20 / 139
The oldest joke in the book, but oh well!
Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9 (Seven Ate Nine, get it?)
Thanks to: Rachel - USA.
Ranking: 2.86 / 42
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?
"Looks like rein dear"
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Feb/5/2001 pub.:Feb/5/2001 sent:Feb/5/2001
Ranking: 2.36 / 92
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A: To win the no-bell prize.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/29/2003 pub.:Oct/29/2003 sent:Dec/3/2003