Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 2.20 / 139
The oldest joke in the book, but oh well!
Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9 (Seven Ate Nine, get it?)
Thanks to: Rachel - USA.
Ranking: 2.47 / 81
Q: What did one English book say to the math book?
A: You have way too many problems
Thanks to: Brandy - USA.
rec.:Jun/23/2008 pub.:Jul/9/2008 sent:Aug/8/2008
Ranking: 2.86 / 42
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?
"Looks like rein dear"
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Feb/5/2001 pub.:Feb/5/2001 sent:Feb/5/2001
Ranking: 2.36 / 92
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A: To win the no-bell prize.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/29/2003 pub.:Oct/29/2003 sent:Dec/3/2003