Category: Question / Answer Jokes



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The oldest joke in the book, but oh well!

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9 (Seven Ate Nine, get it?)
#2585    
Thanks to: Rachel - USA.
rec.:Dec/28/2001    pub.:Dec/28/2001


Ranking: 2.47 / 81
Q: What did one English book say to the math book?
A: You have way too many problems
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Thanks to: Brandy - USA.
rec.:Jun/23/2008    pub.:Jul/9/2008    sent:Aug/8/2008


Ranking: 2.86 / 42
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?
"Looks like rein dear"
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Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Feb/5/2001    pub.:Feb/5/2001    sent:Feb/5/2001


Ranking: 2.36 / 92
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A: To win the no-bell prize.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/29/2003    pub.:Oct/29/2003    sent:Dec/3/2003


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