Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 2.28 / 68
Q. What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
A. It's pasture bed time (past your)
Thanks to: caroline Michelle - United States Minor Outlying Islands
rec.:Oct/8/2009 pub.:Oct/23/2009 sent:Nov/1/2009
Ranking: 2.29 / 65
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: Because the chicken retired and moved to Florida!
Thanks to: Marta - Spain
rec.:Dec/2/2009 pub.:Dec/2/2009 sent:May/9/2010
Ranking: 2.46 / 48
Q: Why does Ms. Mushroom go out with Mr. Mushroom?
A: Because he is a fungi (fun guy).
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jul/5/1999 pub.:Jul/5/1999 sent:Jul/5/1999
Ranking: 2.22 / 68
Q: How do Eskimos have babies?
A: They keep on rubbing their noses together until the little boogers come out.
Thanks to: wishbone - Morristown - In - USA.