Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 2.26 / 72
Q: What did the hat say to the necktie?
A: You go on ahead, I'll hang around!"
Thanks to: asmith - lexington - nc - USA.
rec.:Aug/6/2003 pub.:Aug/19/2003 sent:Nov/14/2003
Ranking: 2.29 / 65
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: Because the chicken retired and moved to Florida!
Thanks to: Marta - Spain
rec.:Dec/2/2009 pub.:Dec/2/2009 sent:May/9/2010
Ranking: 2.46 / 48
Q: Why does Ms. Mushroom go out with Mr. Mushroom?
A: Because he is a fungi (fun guy).
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jul/5/1999 pub.:Jul/5/1999 sent:Jul/5/1999
Ranking: 2.22 / 68
Q: How do Eskimos have babies?
A: They keep on rubbing their noses together until the little boogers come out.
Thanks to: wishbone - Morristown - In - USA.