Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 2.63 / 35
Q: What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed-wire fence?
A: An "utter" disaster!
Thanks to: Scott Keddy - Gainesville - Florida - USA.
rec.:Oct/10/2004 pub.:Oct/14/2004 sent:Aug/12/2005
Ranking: 2.43 / 44
Q. What did Snow white say when her photos didn't come back from the photo store?
A. "Some day my prints will come!"
Thanks to: Nina - Nashville - Indiana - USA.
Ranking: 2.20 / 65
Q: Why did the man think that the moon was poor?
A: It was down to its last quarter!
Thanks to: Lojjik - MC - PA - USA.
rec.:May/13/2007 pub.:Jun/12/2007 sent:Nov/19/2007
Ranking: 2.18 / 67
Q: How do Eskimos have babies?
A: They keep on rubbing their noses together until the little boogers come out.
Thanks to: wishbone - Morristown - In - USA.