Category: Question / Answer Jokes

Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: That is a military secret. If I told you I would have to kill you.

Q: What insect is the worst at playing football?
A: A fumble bee

Q what do you call a fish with two knees
A: A two knee fish! (tuna)

Halloween Funnies IV
What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?
- Grandma monster

Why did the monster eat a light bulb?-
Because he was in need of a light snack

Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?

What kind of mistakes do spooks make?-
Boo boos

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin

Why do mummies make excellent spies?-
They're good at keeping things under wraps