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Q: What is a bus ?
A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
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Thanks to: Uni
rec.:Aug/27/1999    pub.:Aug/27/1999    sent:Aug/27/1999


Ranking: 2.12 / 52
What did the idiot do with the flea in his ear?
He shot it!

What do you call the flea that lives in the idiot's ear?
The space invader!
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Thanks to: Alice - United Kingdom
rec.:Dec/2/2008    pub.:Dec/19/2008    sent:Sep/7/2009


Ranking: 2.41 / 32
What tool does Count Dracula use when he repairs his car?
A Vamplier
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Thanks to: Paul Ledbetter - Brighton - CO - United States Minor Outlying Islands
rec.:Aug/5/2012    pub.:May/28/2013    sent:Oct/29/2013


Ranking: 2.68 / 22
Q. What do you call a bug with manners?
A. A lady bug
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Thanks to: Chris Basica - Upland - Ca - USA.
rec.:Apr/29/2013    pub.:May/7/2013    sent:May/23/2013


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