Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 2.56 / 27
Q: What is a bus ?
A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Thanks to: Uni
rec.:Aug/27/1999 pub.:Aug/27/1999 sent:Aug/27/1999
Ranking: 2.12 / 52
What did the idiot do with the flea in his ear?
He shot it!
What do you call the flea that lives in the idiot's ear?
The space invader!
Thanks to: Alice - United Kingdom
rec.:Dec/2/2008 pub.:Dec/19/2008 sent:Sep/7/2009
Ranking: 2.41 / 32
What tool does Count Dracula use when he repairs his car?
Thanks to: Paul Ledbetter - Brighton - CO - United States Minor Outlying Islands
rec.:Aug/5/2012 pub.:May/28/2013 sent:Oct/29/2013
Ranking: 2.68 / 22
Q. What do you call a bug with manners?
A. A lady bug
Thanks to: Chris Basica - Upland - Ca - USA.
rec.:Apr/29/2013 pub.:May/7/2013 sent:May/23/2013