Category: Question / Answer Jokes

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Ranking: 2.03 / 68
Q: Why did the maniac burn his jacket?
A: ‘Cause he wanted a blazer.’
#13344    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/3/2004    pub.:May/3/2004    sent:Aug/24/2006


Ranking: 2.25 / 44
What is worse than a giraffe with a sore neck?
A centipede with athlete's foot.

Where did the kittens go on their class trip?
To a mewseum.
#925    
Thanks to: Carlos Cruz
rec.:Jan/20/2001    pub.:Jan/20/2001    sent:Jan/20/2001


Ranking: 2.52 / 29
Q. How did they know that the driver had dandruff?

A. They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
#757    
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Aug/30/2000    pub.:Aug/30/2000    sent:Aug/30/2000


Ranking: 2.12 / 52
What did the idiot do with the flea in his ear?
He shot it!

What do you call the flea that lives in the idiot's ear?
The space invader!
#19710    
Thanks to: Alice - United Kingdom
rec.:Dec/2/2008    pub.:Dec/19/2008    sent:Sep/7/2009


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