Category: Question / Answer Jokes

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Ranking: 2.25 / 44
What is worse than a giraffe with a sore neck?
A centipede with athlete's foot.

Where did the kittens go on their class trip?
To a mewseum.
#925    
Thanks to: Carlos Cruz
rec.:Jan/20/2001    pub.:Jan/20/2001    sent:Jan/20/2001


Ranking: 2.52 / 29
Q. How did they know that the driver had dandruff?

A. They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
#757    
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Aug/30/2000    pub.:Aug/30/2000    sent:Aug/30/2000


Ranking: 2.12 / 52
What did the idiot do with the flea in his ear?
He shot it!

What do you call the flea that lives in the idiot's ear?
The space invader!
#19710    
Thanks to: Alice - United Kingdom
rec.:Dec/2/2008    pub.:Dec/19/2008    sent:Sep/7/2009


Ranking: 2.41 / 32
What tool does Count Dracula use when he repairs his car?
A Vamplier
#23000    
Thanks to: Paul Ledbetter - Brighton - CO - United States Minor Outlying Islands
rec.:Aug/5/2012    pub.:May/28/2013    sent:Oct/29/2013


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