Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 2.25 / 44
What is worse than a giraffe with a sore neck?
A centipede with athlete's foot.
Where did the kittens go on their class trip?
To a mewseum.
Thanks to: Carlos Cruz
rec.:Jan/20/2001 pub.:Jan/20/2001 sent:Jan/20/2001
Ranking: 2.52 / 29
Q. How did they know that the driver had dandruff?
A. They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Aug/30/2000 pub.:Aug/30/2000 sent:Aug/30/2000
Ranking: 2.12 / 52
What did the idiot do with the flea in his ear?
He shot it!
What do you call the flea that lives in the idiot's ear?
The space invader!
Thanks to: Alice - United Kingdom
rec.:Dec/2/2008 pub.:Dec/19/2008 sent:Sep/7/2009
Ranking: 2.41 / 32
What tool does Count Dracula use when he repairs his car?
Thanks to: Paul Ledbetter - Brighton - CO - United States Minor Outlying Islands
rec.:Aug/5/2012 pub.:May/28/2013 sent:Oct/29/2013