Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 2.03 / 68
Q: Why did the maniac burn his jacket?
A: ‘Cause he wanted a blazer.’
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/3/2004 pub.:May/3/2004 sent:Aug/24/2006
Ranking: 2.25 / 44
What is worse than a giraffe with a sore neck?
A centipede with athlete's foot.
Where did the kittens go on their class trip?
To a mewseum.
Thanks to: Carlos Cruz
rec.:Jan/20/2001 pub.:Jan/20/2001 sent:Jan/20/2001
Ranking: 2.52 / 29
Q. How did they know that the driver had dandruff?
A. They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Aug/30/2000 pub.:Aug/30/2000 sent:Aug/30/2000
Ranking: 2.12 / 52
What did the idiot do with the flea in his ear?
He shot it!
What do you call the flea that lives in the idiot's ear?
The space invader!
Thanks to: Alice - United Kingdom
rec.:Dec/2/2008 pub.:Dec/19/2008 sent:Sep/7/2009