Category: Question / Answer Jokes

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Ranking: 1.80 / 88
Q what do you call a fish with two knees
A: A two knee fish! (tuna)
#17981    
Thanks to: meagannicholson - pangburn - arkansas - USA.
rec.:May/4/2007    pub.:May/15/2007    sent:Jul/18/2007


Ranking: 2.04 / 51
Q: What insect is the worst at playing football?
A: A fumble bee
#13943    
Thanks to: Jack - Toronto - none - Canada
rec.:Sep/21/2004    pub.:Sep/29/2004    sent:Nov/2/2004


Ranking: 2.88 / 16
Q: How many technical writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
#942    
Thanks to: Carlos Espinoza - Chicago - IL - USA.
rec.:Feb/6/2001    pub.:Feb/6/2001    sent:Feb/6/2001


Ranking: 2.50 / 24
Halloween Funnies V

What kind of cereal do monsters eat?-
Ghost-Toasties

Mommy, mommy, teacher keeps saying I look like a werewolf.-
Be quiet, dear, and go and comb your face

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?-
A wash and wear wolf

What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?-
They boo-kle their seatbelts

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?-
Count Duckula

What game do little cannibals like to play at parties?-
Swallow the leader

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?-
Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's
#855    
Thanks to: Mark - USA.
rec.:Oct/23/2000    pub.:Oct/23/2000    sent:Oct/23/2000


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