Category: Question / Answer Jokes

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Ranking: 1.51 / 158

Q. What do witches put on their hair when they are going out????
A. Scare-spray

#1605

Thanks to: alex gonzalez - Puerto Rico
rec.:Oct/9/2001 pub.:Oct/18/2001

Ranking: 3.18 / 11

Q: Why do birds hold one of their legs up when sleeping?
A: Because if they hold both their legs up, they'll fall.

#22497

Thanks to: sayna - tehran - tehran - Iran
rec.:Dec/31/2011 pub.:Mar/28/2013

Ranking: 2.86 / 14

Q: How many technical writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

#942

Thanks to: Carlos Espinoza - Chicago - IL - USA.
rec.:Feb/6/2001 pub.:Feb/6/2001 sent:Feb/6/2001

Ranking: 2.65 / 17

Q: What do you call a mushroom that brings all the beer to your party?
A. A fungi (fun guy).

#551

Thanks to: Patrick T. - Denver - CO - USA.
rec.:Jan/9/2000 pub.:Jan/9/2000 sent:Jan/9/2000

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