Category: Question / Answer Jokes

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Halloween Funnies II
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
Benjamin Frankenstein

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice Scream

What's a monsters favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet

What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo

What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist

How can you tell when you're in bed with Count Dracula?-
He has a big D on his pajamas
#853    
Thanks to: Mark - USA.
rec.:Oct/21/2000    pub.:Oct/21/2000    sent:Oct/21/2000


Ranking: 1.80 / 88
Q what do you call a fish with two knees
A: A two knee fish! (tuna)
#17981    
Thanks to: meagannicholson - pangburn - arkansas - USA.
rec.:May/4/2007    pub.:May/15/2007    sent:Jul/18/2007


Ranking: 2.04 / 51
Q: What insect is the worst at playing football?
A: A fumble bee
#13943    
Thanks to: Jack - Toronto - none - Canada
rec.:Sep/21/2004    pub.:Sep/29/2004    sent:Nov/2/2004


Ranking: 2.88 / 16
Q: How many technical writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
#942    
Thanks to: Carlos Espinoza - Chicago - IL - USA.
rec.:Feb/6/2001    pub.:Feb/6/2001    sent:Feb/6/2001


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