Category: Question / Answer Jokes

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Ranking: 2.04 / 51
Q: What insect is the worst at playing football?
A: A fumble bee
Thanks to: Jack - Toronto - none - Canada
rec.:Sep/21/2004    pub.:Sep/29/2004    sent:Nov/2/2004

Ranking: 2.88 / 16
Q: How many technical writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
Thanks to: Carlos Espinoza - Chicago - IL - USA.
rec.:Feb/6/2001    pub.:Feb/6/2001    sent:Feb/6/2001

Ranking: 2.50 / 24
Halloween Funnies V

What kind of cereal do monsters eat?-

Mommy, mommy, teacher keeps saying I look like a werewolf.-
Be quiet, dear, and go and comb your face

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?-
A wash and wear wolf

What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?-
They boo-kle their seatbelts

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?-
Count Duckula

What game do little cannibals like to play at parties?-
Swallow the leader

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?-
Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's
Thanks to: Mark - USA.
rec.:Oct/23/2000    pub.:Oct/23/2000    sent:Oct/23/2000

Ranking: 2.76 / 17
Halloween Funnies IV
What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?
- Grandma monster

Why did the monster eat a light bulb?-
Because he was in need of a light snack

Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?

What kind of mistakes do spooks make?-
Boo boos

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin

Why do mummies make excellent spies?-
They're good at keeping things under wraps
Thanks to: Mark - USA.
rec.:Oct/22/2000    pub.:Oct/22/2000    sent:Oct/22/2000

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