Category: Question / Answer Jokes

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Ranking: 3.38 / 8

Q: Did you hear about the person who forgot to pay their exorcist?
A: They were repossessed.

#23470

Thanks to: Simon Rawson - Australia
rec.:May/7/2013 pub.:May/7/2013

Ranking: 2.03 / 30

Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat?
Mom ! I see an angel.

#9335

Thanks to: fransza - BHTE - MG - Brazil
rec.:May/2/2003 pub.:May/27/2003

Ranking: 3.11 / 9

Q: Why do birds hold one of their legs up when sleeping?
A: Because if they hold both their legs up, they'll fall.

#22497

Thanks to: sayna - tehran - tehran - Iran
rec.:Dec/31/2011 pub.:Mar/28/2013

Ranking: 2.32 / 19

Q: Why does Ms. Mushroom go out with Mr. Mushroom?
A: Because he is a fungi (fun guy).

#370

Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jun/29/1999 pub.:Jun/29/1999 sent:Jun/29/1999

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