Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 3.38 / 8
Q: Did you hear about the person who forgot to pay their exorcist?
A: They were repossessed.
Thanks to: Simon Rawson - Australia
Ranking: 2.03 / 30
Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat?
Mom ! I see an angel.
Thanks to: fransza - BHTE - MG - Brazil
Ranking: 3.11 / 9
Q: Why do birds hold one of their legs up when sleeping?
A: Because if they hold both their legs up, they'll fall.
Thanks to: sayna - tehran - tehran - Iran
Ranking: 2.32 / 19
Q: Why does Ms. Mushroom go out with Mr. Mushroom?
A: Because he is a fungi (fun guy).
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jun/29/1999 pub.:Jun/29/1999 sent:Jun/29/1999