Category: Question / Answer Jokes



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Ranking: 1.88 / 52
Q: How many animals were on Moses ark?
A: The ark wasn't Moses’ it was Noah.
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Thanks to: Matt Boden - Clinton - Ma - American Samoa
rec.:Oct/9/2004    pub.:Oct/14/2004    sent:Jul/19/2005


Ranking: 2.73 / 15
Q: How many technical writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Thanks to: Carlos Espinoza - Chicago - IL - USA.
rec.:Feb/6/2001    pub.:Feb/6/2001    sent:Feb/6/2001


Ranking: 1.98 / 42
Q: What did the spider say to the beetle?
A: “Stop bugging me.”
#13342    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/3/2004    pub.:May/3/2004    sent:Nov/3/2004


Ranking: 2.32 / 22
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
#886    
Thanks to: Dan Swihart - USA.
rec.:Dec/4/2000    pub.:Dec/4/2000    sent:Dec/4/2000


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