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Ranking: 3.02 / 52

Did you hear about the accountant with insomnia? He decided to try counting sheep, but he made a mistake and was up all night trying to find it!

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Thanks to: Dr. Angela Lobreto - Braman - OK - USA.
rec.:Apr/17/2004 pub.:Apr/26/2004 sent:Oct/19/2005

Ranking: 2.87 / 62

There was a race between some lettuce, a tomato and a faucet.
How did it turn out? Well the lettuce won by a head, the faucet was running, and the tomato tried to ketchup.

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Thanks to: Chante - Raleigh - NC - USA.
rec.:Oct/26/2004 pub.:Nov/1/2004 sent:Apr/13/2005

Ranking: 2.96 / 54

What did 2 say to 3 about the unruly 6?
Don't worry about him; he is just a product of our times.

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Thanks to: Tim Kute - USA.
rec.:Jul/7/2007 pub.:Oct/3/2007 sent:Oct/28/2007

Ranking: 2.77 / 60

Q: How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

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Thanks to: Peter Prestipino - USA.
rec.:May/13/2000 pub.:May/13/2000 sent:May/13/2000

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