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Halloween Funnies
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.

What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.

Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Because he was in need of a light snack.

Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?

What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo boos.

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin.
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Thanks to: Mark - USA.
rec.:Oct/19/2000    pub.:Oct/19/2000    sent:Oct/19/2000


Ranking: 2.94 / 66
There was a race between some lettuce, a tomato and a faucet.
How did it turn out? Well the lettuce won by a head, the faucet was running, and the tomato tried to ketchup.
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Thanks to: Chante - Raleigh - NC - USA.
rec.:Oct/26/2004    pub.:Nov/1/2004    sent:Apr/13/2005


Ranking: 3.16 / 44
Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?
A: It depends on the age.
#5981    
Thanks to: Sorin Stepan - Timisoara - Romania
rec.:Sep/20/2002    pub.:Dec/19/2002


Ranking: 3.02 / 52
Did you hear about the accountant with insomnia? He decided to try counting sheep, but he made a mistake and was up all night trying to find it!
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Thanks to: Dr. Angela Lobreto - Braman - OK - USA.
rec.:Apr/17/2004    pub.:Apr/26/2004    sent:Oct/19/2005


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