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Halloween Funnies
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.

What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.

Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Because he was in need of a light snack.

Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?

What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo boos.

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin.
#851    
Thanks to: Mark - USA.
rec.:Oct/19/2000    pub.:Oct/19/2000    sent:Oct/19/2000


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Do you know why Noah didnít fish very often?
He only had two worms.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/31/2003    pub.:Oct/31/2003    sent:Oct/9/2004


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Halloween Funnies I
Why do mummies make excellent spies?
They're good at keeping things under wraps.

Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
They're afraid of flying off the handle!

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetit !

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
#852    
Thanks to: Mark - USA.
rec.:Oct/20/2000    pub.:Oct/20/2000    sent:Oct/20/2000


Ranking: 3.16 / 44
Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?
A: It depends on the age.
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Thanks to: Sorin Stepan - Timisoara - Romania
rec.:Sep/20/2002    pub.:Dec/19/2002


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