Category: Genie Jokes

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Ranking: 3.46 / 478
One day a genie appeared to a California man and offered to grant him one wish.
the man said:” I wish you'd build a bridge from here to Hawaii so I could drive there anytime"
The genie frowned" I don't know. It sounds like quite an undertaking,” he said. "Just think of the logistics. The supports required reaching the bottom of the ocean, the concrete, and the steel! Why don't you pick something else?"
The man thought for a while and then said, "Okay, I wish for a complete understanding of women- what they are thinking, why they cry. I wish I knew how to make a woman truly happy".
The genie was silent for a minute, then said "So how many lanes did you want on that bridge?"
Thanks to: aldo - USA.
rec.:Nov/13/2001    pub.:Dec/9/2001    sent:Mar/28/2014

Ranking: 3.58 / 337
Married couples, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one a wish. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and poof -- the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise. Next, the fairy asked the husband what he wanted. He said, "I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me." So the fairy picked up her wand and poof -- the husband was 90.
Thanks to: Snoopy - Ft. Irwin
rec.:May/20/2001    pub.:May/20/2001    sent:Mar/21/2013

Ranking: 3.18 / 491
There were 3 friends stranded in an island. Exploring the island, the 3 men found a bottle so they opened it. A genie came out, and she said that she would grant them 3 wishes. The first man said, "I wish I was with my family" then poof he was with his family. The second guy said "I wish I was in a bar with my friends" then poof he was gone. The third guy was feeling bad and the genie asked, "What's wrong?" The man said, I'm lonely I wish my friends were here. Poof, his two friends were back in the island.
Thanks to: flip_babe - Mississauga - Ontario - Canada
rec.:Feb/28/2001    pub.:Feb/28/2001    sent:May/31/2013

Ranking: 3.34 / 202
A man was on a beach when he discovered an old lamp in the sand. He rubbed it and a genie popped out. The genie said "I will grant you three wishes. The only condition is that you cannot wish for more wishes." "Alright," said the man, "I wish for more genies."
Thanks to: Anonymous - New York - USA.
rec.:Jun/18/2011    pub.:Jun/21/2011    sent:Jul/13/2011

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