misc jokes

Category: "Misc Jokes"
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When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it...

If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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My friend told me I needed to get in shape.

I told him, "Round is a shape."

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posted by "Meegan" |
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I try to "find myself" when I feel lost and confused.

It must suck to be the invisible man and have the same problem.

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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I had moved to South Carolina from New York and at that time, a vehicle inspection was required to register my car.

I was nervous. My car was in rough shape. I thought of New York State's rigorous inspections. Any number of problems might turn up that would be expensive to fix.

I drove down a country road and found a garage that had an inspection sign. When I told the mechanic what I needed, he circled the car, turned on the lights and honked the horn.

Then he attached a new sticker and asked me for the $3 fee.

I was shocked.

"Is that all you have to do"? I asked.

He answered, "Well, you drove it here, didn't you"?

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "HENNE" |