misc jokes

Category: "Misc Jokes"
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When I was a little boy, I used to be afraid of the dark...

Now as an adult, I see the electric bill and I'm afraid of the light!

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Why did the two cameras decide to get together for a date?

If they clicked, they wanted to see what would develop!

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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A shipwrecked sailor spent several years on a deserted island. Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out toward him.

When the boat grounded on the beach, the officer in charge showed the marooned sailor a few news headlines and told him, "With the captain's compliments. He said to read through these and let us know if you still wish to be rescued."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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A man comes up to the owner of a lumberjack business and says, "I need a job and I think I'm pretty good."

The owner replied, "Okay, show me what you can do, chop down that redwood over there." The man said okay and left. Five minutes later he came back and was done.

The owner was shocked and asked, "How did you chop that tree down so fast?"

The man said, "I got a lot of practice in the Sahara."

The owner replied, "You mean the Sahara desert?"

"Yes," he said, "or at least that's what they call it now."

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posted by "HENNE" |