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Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning:
"Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back:
"Pour some hot water around the edges and then gently tap it with hammer."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
"We now need a new computer."

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posted by "outward" |
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Maybe, if we just tell people that the brain is an app...

... then maybe, they will start using it?

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posted by "ajokes" |
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When two people love each other, nothing is impossible... Except deciding where to eat.

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posted by "ajokes" |
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I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |