Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning:
"Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back:
"Pour some hot water around the edges and then gently tap it with hammer."
Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
"We now need a new computer."
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Maybe, if we just tell people that the brain is an app...
... then maybe, they will start using it?
When two people love each other, nothing is impossible... Except deciding where to eat.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.