misc jokes

Category: "Misc Jokes"
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Old Jacob Johnson, raging hypochondriac, was convinced that the pain on his left side was appendicitis.

Mrs. Johnson explained that the appendix is on the right side.

"So, aha! THAT's why it hurts to much." said Jacob. "My appendix is on the wrong side!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Q: If you're stranded on a desert island, what 3 things would you most want to have?

A: Michael Phelps, a saddle, and a gold medal on a stick.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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I live across the street from a crematorium.

What I want to know is, why do they have a delivery truck drop off marshmallows every morning?

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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A woman walks into a store that sells expensive rugs. She looks around and spots the perfect rug. As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she accidentally breaks wind. Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident. She turns and sees that standing next to her is a salesman.

"Hello M'am. How may I help you today?"

Very uncomfortable she asks, "Sir, how much does this rug cost?"

He answers, "Well, you broke wind just touching it. I'm anxious to see what happens when you hear the price."

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posted by "Leibel" |