misc jokes

Category: "Misc Jokes"
0 votes

You can't lose weight without exercise. But I've got a philosophy about exercise...

I don't think you should punish your legs for something your mouth did.

0 votes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
0 votes

A three-fer:

What do you get when you cross a former vice president with a slasher film?
A: An Al Gore-fest!

What do you get when you cross a former "90210" actress with a national youth contest?
A: A Tori Spelling-Bee!

What do you get when you cross a presidential candidate with a wind instrument?
A: A Donald Trump-pet!

0 votes
posted by "Alan Valentine" |
3 votes

A magician opened his act by making an egg disappear. A heckler in the front row yells out, “That’s nothing, my ex wife made the house disappear!”

3 votes
posted by "Marty" |
3 votes

(Client) No one understands me!

(Counselor) Why not?

(Client) It’s much like Newton’s third law of motion! The problem is the general derivation of the thrust equation forces pertaining to cognitive exchanges fail to achieve a proportional cohesion to the value of any given communicable sum. Do you know what I mean?

(Counselor) No…

3 votes
posted by "Marty" |