Definition of Clothes Dryer: An appliance designed to eat socks.
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When people run around and around in circles, we say they are crazy...
When planets do it, we say they are orbiting.
When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant.
I was at a tanning salon the other day and noticed a customer running off without paying...
I heard the cashier yell out, "You better get back here or I'll tan your backside!"