Category: Family Jokes

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Ranking: 3.13 / 31
Two kids talking: “Have you noticed, if you pass your exams everyone says you get your brains from your parents, but if you fail your exams everyone says you’re stupid.”
#6604    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Nov/13/2002    pub.:Nov/13/2002


Ranking: 2.74 / 50
A little boy was doing his homework one evening and turned to his father and said,
“Dad, where would I find the Andes?
“Don’t ask me,” said the father. “Ask your mother. She puts everything away in this house.”

#12794    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/10/2004    pub.:Feb/10/2004    sent:Oct/22/2004


Ranking: 2.58 / 60
After spending all day putting in a new cement walk, Mr. Sullivan was horrified to see his kids using sticks to write their names in it. After screaming viciously at the kids, he came back inside, only to find his wife scowling. “How could you do that?” she asked.
“It’s just a walkway, and – don’t you love your kids?” Her husband said, “In the abstract, yes. But not in the concrete.”
#10342    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/1/2003    pub.:Jul/1/2003    sent:Jul/17/2003


Ranking: 2.20 / 118
Son: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father: No. Why do you ask that?
Son: Well, where did you get mommy then?
#10934    
Thanks to: nawaz - Birmingham - United Kingdom
rec.:Sep/5/2003    pub.:Sep/18/2003    sent:Oct/24/2003


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