Category: Miscellaneous Jokes

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Ranking: 3.33 / 93
A patron at a restaurant was continually bothering the waiter about the air conditioning: first he would ask for the air conditioning to be turned up because it was too hot, then he would ask it be turned down because it was to cold, this went on for about a half an hour. To the surprise of the rest of the customers, the waiter was very patient, walking aback and forth and very pleasant. So finally a customer asked; why don’t you just throw out the pest? “Oh, I don’t care,” said the waiter with a grin, we don’t even have an air conditioner.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/26/2008    pub.:Feb/26/2008    sent:Dec/6/2012

Ranking: 3.12 / 126
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad? I heard that in some parts of the world a man doesn’t know
his wife until he marries her”
Dad: That happens in every country, son
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Nov/5/2002    pub.:Feb/7/2003    sent:Jan/14/2011

Ranking: 3.10 / 127
Q: What is the difference between in-laws and out-laws?
A: Out-laws are wanted.
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Nov/5/2002    pub.:Feb/7/2003    sent:Apr/19/2009

Ranking: 3.04 / 141
Dave went to his local lotto center to check his ticket. When the clerk checked his ticket Dave was told that he had won 5 million dollars. Dave went right home. When he saw his wife he said, I just won the lottery and I am going now to collect my winnings. I want you to be packed before I get back. His wife very excitedly ask, "What should I pack, warm or cold weather clothes? Dave looked at her and said "I don’t care as long as your are gone when I get home."
Thanks to: aubern
rec.:Jun/6/2001    pub.:Jun/6/2001    sent:Aug/17/2015

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