Category: Miscellaneous Jokes

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Ranking: 2.93 / 68
A French guest, staying in a hotel, called room service for some pepper.
"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
"Toilette pepper, please!"
#11489    
Thanks to: ledonon - rieumes - France
rec.:Oct/28/2003    pub.:Dec/5/2003    sent:Dec/13/2003


Ranking: 3.52 / 33
During Marine Corp basic training, one private was being hassled by his drill instructor.
"Well," snarled the tough old sergeant to the bewildered recruit, "I suppose after you get discharged from the Corp, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and spit on my grave."
"Not me, Sarge!" the private replied. "Once I get out of the Marines, I'm never going to stand in line again!"
#233    
Thanks to: Mark O.
rec.:Jan/19/1999    pub.:Jan/19/1999    sent:Jan/19/1999


Ranking: 3.33 / 40
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face.
"What did you do that for?" the man asks.
"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore do you?"
The man says, "No, but my wife out in the car still does!"
#1052    
Thanks to: Violetta E
rec.:Jun/9/2001    pub.:Jun/9/2001    sent:Jun/9/2001


Ranking: 2.58 / 116
When a fellow called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depended on room size and number of people. “Do you take children?” the man asked.
“No, sir,” replied the clerk. “Only cash and credit cards.”
#16907    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/6/2006    pub.:Jun/6/2006    sent:Apr/16/2008


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