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Ranking: 3.52 / 33
During Marine Corp basic training, one private was being hassled by his drill instructor.
"Well," snarled the tough old sergeant to the bewildered recruit, "I suppose after you get discharged from the Corp, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and spit on my grave."
"Not me, Sarge!" the private replied. "Once I get out of the Marines, I'm never going to stand in line again!"
Thanks to: Mark O.
rec.:Jan/19/1999    pub.:Jan/19/1999    sent:Jan/19/1999

Ranking: 3.33 / 40
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face.
"What did you do that for?" the man asks.
"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore do you?"
The man says, "No, but my wife out in the car still does!"
Thanks to: Violetta E
rec.:Jun/9/2001    pub.:Jun/9/2001    sent:Jun/9/2001

Ranking: 2.58 / 116
When a fellow called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depended on room size and number of people. “Do you take children?” the man asked.
“No, sir,” replied the clerk. “Only cash and credit cards.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/6/2006    pub.:Jun/6/2006    sent:Apr/16/2008

Ranking: 2.66 / 99
What part of the human body is called the "yet"?

I don't know either, but in the paper it said this lady got shot and they haven't got the bullet out of her yet!
Thanks to: Elisa - St Louis - MO - USA.
rec.:Jul/7/2004    pub.:Aug/3/2004    sent:Dec/30/2007

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