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Ranking: 2.88 / 65
A French guest, staying in a hotel, called room service for some pepper.
"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
"Toilette pepper, please!"
Thanks to: ledonon - rieumes - France
rec.:Oct/28/2003    pub.:Dec/5/2003    sent:Dec/13/2003

Ranking: 3.32 / 37
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face.
"What did you do that for?" the man asks.
"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore do you?"
The man says, "No, but my wife out in the car still does!"
Thanks to: Violetta E
rec.:Jun/9/2001    pub.:Jun/9/2001    sent:Jun/9/2001

Ranking: 2.76 / 74
Isn't it strange how drivers who go slower than you are idiots and those that go faster are maniacs?
Thanks to: John - United Kingdom
rec.:Aug/25/2006    pub.:Oct/16/2006    sent:Dec/14/2006

Ranking: 3.04 / 49
Read this from Readers Digest a long time ago: One day a Cowpoke riding the plains, came upon a warrior with his head down on the ground with his ear on a wagon track, the warrior looked up at the cowpoke and said" Wagon with two horses, one black, one white, man with beard drive, smoke pipe, women ride, wear blue dress with bonnet" the cowpoke looks at the warrior and said" you mean you can tell me all that just by listening to a wagon track? The warrior looked up and replied, "No! Run over me half hour ago...
Thanks to: R. S. - Toppenish - Washington - USA.
rec.:Dec/20/2006    pub.:Feb/5/2007    sent:Mar/4/2007

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