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New phone app.
You know there is a lot of money to be made by developing a useful phone app.
With the fitness craze and everyone being weight conscious I put my brain cells to work on the project.
I want to announce the Newest phone app available for tracking progress in your fitness program. It is called the Personal Scale App. This is how it works. You program your I-phone or Droid with my new app. Place it on a hard surface like a tile floor and then stand on it. The phone will record your current weight and display it on the screen. My only problem is it only seems to work once.

Thanks to: billy mosteferis - valparaiso - florida - USA.
rec.:Feb/4/2011    pub.:Feb/13/2011    sent:May/2/2011

Ranking: 2.88 / 65
A French guest, staying in a hotel, called room service for some pepper.
"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
"Toilette pepper, please!"
Thanks to: ledonon - rieumes - France
rec.:Oct/28/2003    pub.:Dec/5/2003    sent:Dec/13/2003

Ranking: 2.76 / 74
Isn't it strange how drivers who go slower than you are idiots and those that go faster are maniacs?
Thanks to: John - United Kingdom
rec.:Aug/25/2006    pub.:Oct/16/2006    sent:Dec/14/2006

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Read this from Readers Digest a long time ago: One day a Cowpoke riding the plains, came upon a warrior with his head down on the ground with his ear on a wagon track, the warrior looked up at the cowpoke and said" Wagon with two horses, one black, one white, man with beard drive, smoke pipe, women ride, wear blue dress with bonnet" the cowpoke looks at the warrior and said" you mean you can tell me all that just by listening to a wagon track? The warrior looked up and replied, "No! Run over me half hour ago...
Thanks to: R. S. - Toppenish - Washington - USA.
rec.:Dec/20/2006    pub.:Feb/5/2007    sent:Mar/4/2007

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