An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "No way buddy, you're too drunk."
A few minutes later the drunk comes in through the bathrooms, again he slurs, "give me a drink."
The bartender says, "No man I told you last time you're too drunk!" Five minutes later the guy comes in through the back door and orders a drink, again the bartender says, "You're too drunk!!!"
The drunk scratches his head and says, "I must be drunk... the last two places said the same thing."
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