What did the Police Officer say to the woman who was sleeping?

"Ma'am, I'm sorry to have to do this, but I have to take you in. You're under a rest."

There was a guy that bet his friend he could name every single ingredient in a hotdog. Seeing as how he was drunk, his friend decides to take him on.

After some inaudible talk and a few loud outbursts, he inevitably lost. Needless to say, the ingredients he named weren't even in the BallPark.