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Q: What did the Antartian do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: He moved.

Q: What did the Antartian do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: He moved.

Q: How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

Why did the chicken NOT cross the road?
Because it was chicken.