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kelly1002

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Member Since : Jan, 2003
# of jokes posted : 6
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eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: Australia
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Bargains at the pet shop:
A hummingbird that knows the words
A bloodhound with hypoglycemia
A chameleon that's stuck on green
A depressed hyena
An absent-minded elephant

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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She said to the boutique manager:
"Do you mind if I try on that red dress in the window?"
He said: "Sure - can't be bad for business!"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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"Out of courtesy,Sharks never attack lawyers."

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You know you're really drunk if you can't lie on the floor without holding on.

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