Bargains at the pet shop:
A hummingbird that knows the words
A bloodhound with hypoglycemia
A chameleon that's stuck on green
A depressed hyena
An absent-minded elephant

"Out of courtesy,Sharks never attack lawyers."

You know you're really drunk if you can't lie on the floor without holding on.

A doctor gets to bury his mistakes. An architect can only advise his client to plant vines.