In a circus stunt, a lady and a lion were kissing each other inside a cage.
Ring master proudly challenged the audience "Can anyone do it?"
One person from the audience slowly answered "I can, but first take the stupid Lion out"

A tactical wife is one who makes sure she spends so much on herself that her husband can't afford another woman.

Q. When does a job get complete in Government?
A. When it can no longer be postponed.