A young man studying in a college abroad sent this SMS to his father: Dear dad, no mon, no fun, your son.
The father replied: Dear son, too bad, so sad, your dad.
A schoolteacher asked her primary six class to construct sentences with the words: defeat, detail, defense.
There was a pause before a pupil raised his hand and said he could make a sentence with them; "The cow jumped over defense and detail went over defeat."
A child with an apple approached her mother after a meal and asked, "Mummy, mummy please make the apple naked for me."
After being stung by a bee a child told her mother, "The bee kissed me so hard”