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Member Since : Dec, 2001
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Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money!" he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this – I am a United States congressman!"

"In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money!"

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Q.Why can’t you take a turkey to church????

A.Because he uses FOWL language!!!!

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