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Leogal

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Member Since : Oct, 2015
# of jokes posted : 57
# of followers : 21
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Location: United States
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At school, Little Johnny's classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it's very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.

Johnny's mother greets him at home, and he tells her, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $20 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
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An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband - "I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?"

The husband replies, "First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!"

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
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Two whales walk into a bar. The first one says..."EOOOOOHAHHHHHMMMM-MMUUUUUUUUUOOOAAAAAAUUUU..."

The second whale turns to the first and says "Frank, what is wrong with you?"

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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What do you call an alligator with a vest?

An investigator!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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