What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
And the Lord said to John "Come forth, and you will receive an eternal life"But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Two cows are standing in a field, one says to the other: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease? Are you worried? The other cow replies: Not at all, good thing i am a helicopter
Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar?They each got six months