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Leogal

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Member Since : Oct, 2015
# of jokes posted : 57
# of followers : 21
# of following: 4
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 467.00
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Ain't it funny how the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind your car.

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CATEGORY Police Jokes
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Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor.

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CATEGORY Puns
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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses legs and rump, and chest..

After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"

His father replied, "Because when I am buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."

Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."

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If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live?

At White Castle

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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